If I lose
I'll leave Heifeng Stockade
and follow your lead.
But if you lose,
you are never to appear in front of me again.
Do you think that just because I'm uneducated
I won't see through your tricks?
You just want me to
disappear from Ye Zhixuan's life.
Isn't it the same?
Have you forgotten?
Yaoyao and I are married.
A married couple is joined together.
If it's heads,
I win
Wow, it's really a Mary Sue serial!
Two men are fighting over me.
I'm so lucky!
Now that's awkward.
You actually fought for real.
Then I won't hold back either.
Aunt, how does that song go?
Quick, use your nunchucks!
Thanks, Aunt.
Who's your aunt?
You know how to use secret weapons?
Yaoyao.
Whose wife are you?
It's because she can't be my wife,
she lowered her expectations to be your wife.
Nonsense!
It's not like that!
Stop fighting!
Stop!
Yaoyao!
Aunt! Yaoyao!
Who are you to come here?
Because I called her Aunt!
Aunt, how are you?
Yaoyao.
Mary Sue serials are no fun at all.
Ding Qi
I don't care what happened between both of you in the past.
It's inconsequential now.
Damn your inconsequential!
Aunt, how can it be inconsequential?
Ding Qi
Sorry
Leader Ding, I made this myself.
Please keep it.
What's this?
I don't want it.
It's a new day!
He actually put all the money
next to the pillow while I'm not around
He's quite a good guy.
Reliable.
5
10
15
20
25
30
You're looking good.
I think you have no use for this medicine.
If I had not pretended to faint,
both of you will still be fighting.
I'm telling you,
Ding Qi's nunchucks are quite formidable.
If he's so formidable, why did you come back?
Because someone said,
Yaoyao and I are married
A married couple is joined together.
How man!
You're quite good yourself.
Song Qi calls you Granny.
Ding Qi calls you Aunt.
I know.
Someone's jealous.
You think too much.
Let me tell you,
there are two types of people in this world.
One is those who like me.
And the other...
are those who do not realize that they like me.
Which type do you belong to?
You can pack up and leave now.
Do you need my help?
Understood.
You're the type that
has not realized that you like me.
It's all right, because you're a stupid mule.
I can teach you slowly.
But!
You must first apologize to me.
Why should I apologize?
You went to Liu Yiyi's room in the middle of the night
and held her hands.
You even screamed at me over this matter.
Shouldn't you apologize to me?
But you had a good time with your old lover
who even came all the way to Yongcui Court and called you Aunt.
Not talking unless you apologize.
Yaoyao
I'm leaving if you're going to ignore me.
Where are you going?
What's this?
You're forgiven.
Actually, that day...
I saw you brought medication for Liu Yiyi,
You!
I saw everything.
And yet you....
All right.
I'll take that as an apology.
That wasn't an apology.
Stupid mule... stupid mule.
Have you fallen for me?
No.
Then why are you fighting with Ding Qi over me?
I just don't want you to have any tangles with Xinyi Tang's leader,
it's bad for reputation.
Let me ask you something.
What's this Pandora you were talking about?
Pandora?
Pandora is...
a bracelet that a man gives to a woman.
There's a lot of beads on it.
Each bead signifies different things.
They're selling the concept of love.
But I feel that such beads
are not practical at all.
Then what do you think
is practical?
Will you give it to me if I tell you?
Pretend that I never asked.
Wait!
I'll tell you.
I'll tell you an especially nice story.
This is the most exciting story, full of ups and downs I've ever seen in my life.
The male lead...
What did you think happened?
What happened?
Want to know?
Yes.
Come here.
Come, sit here.
Hand.
Hand on the pillow.
No one's asking you to see the physician.
Turn it over.
Don't move.
You want to know what happens in the end?
Then stop moving!
I'll tell you tomorrow after I wake up.
1,2,3, I'm asleep!
Eldest brother.
Are you feeling better?
Much better.
That's good.
Eldest brother.
I wrote these words, have a look.
Sure.
As long as you're happy.
Writing is very hard work.
Just have fun.
Eldest brother...
I know my writing is bad but I'll work hard.
Why don't you teach me?
Come here every morning from now on.
If I circle two words,
then you don't have to practice.
But if I don't circle any,
go back and write another 3 copies.
But... but...
Like what I've said earlier,
writing is hard work.
No one will blame you if you give up.
Why don't you practice with your weapons instead if you're free?
No, no, Eldest brother.
I'll definitely do my best to write well.
Eldest brother.
Can I ask you a question?
How long more must I practice before I catch up with Third Brother?
I'm not sure if I can wait til that day.
But it's good to have goals.
Eldest brother.
Writing a few words is not considered a great goal.
Most important factor is that I am utterly faithful to you.
Don't beat around the bush.
Eldest brother, you're still not aware?
The news is all over Nan An City.
It's rumored that Third Brother is especially close to Xin Yi Clan's Ding Qi because of his wife.
You personally saw him with Ding Qi?
Every night after dinner,
he'll stroll around the north of the city near Jinxiu Court.
If there are red lanterns hanging there,
he'll go on to West Street.
If there aren't any, he'll turn back home.
Whereabouts in West Street?
I've trailed him a few times but always lost him.
But if he's going to see our own men,
why must he behave so surreptitiously?
Candied haws!
It's Price Yu.
Candied haws!
It's indeed fragrant.
It's only thanks to you that I can drink this Longjin tea.
There's a huge insect infestation this spring.
The production of Longjin has dropped sharply.
Even the imperial family only managed to get a few catties.
The more precious it is, the more obvious how important one is to be able to get it.
Helian's family tea leaves are given by the Royal Princess.
None of the princes got any.
So it can't be said that the Emperor is biased.
The princes might not have any,
but the Eastern Palace has it long ago.
Sir, what would you like to buy?
I'd like two outfits.
You've come to the right place. Look at how good this quality is.
Look here.
This is the best design in the whole city.
This white one suits you especially well.
His Majesty just removed the Crown Prince's right to govern the nation.
He'll have to pacify the Eastern Palace.
Father still cares deeply for the Crown Prince.
But of course, the late Empress gave birth to the Crown Prince.
While my mother was just a lady-in-waiting.
Prince Yu, you are far sighted, why be concerned about short term gains and losses?
Sir, look how well cut this is.
Look at this one.
But this is too plain.
I think this blue one's better.
It's really suits you.
Third Brother.
You are...
Sir, you want to buy an outfit?
Your Highness, General.
Jinxiu Court have hung up the lanterns.
General, I have something on.
We'll meet again another day.
Farewell.
You're not as familiar as me with the streets of Nan An.
Third Madam.
Third Master's letter, he wants you to read it immediately.
What's the urgency?
I have no idea.
It's a trap.
Don't go.
Sunset at the river bank.
Will wait until you arrive.
That stupid mule, why is he asking me out there?
You're here.
Yu...
Yu?
What Yu?
Why is it you?
Didn't you ask me out?
I get it...
Do you have another mistress called Yu something?
Don't talk nonsense!
Stop avoiding the topic.
How many lovers do you have?
Yaoyao.
Do you really like me?
Are you giving me a surprise?
I'm asking you a question.
I...
Well...
Of course I like you.
You're handsome...
Bai Chungye is still suspicious of me.
But Prince Yu is smarter.
But even if I like you, you can't do this.
Why did you stop?
You're leaving?
Look at how good the scenery is.
The atmosphere's so nice.
Shouldn't we be doing something?
What do you want to do?
I said I like you.
At the very least you should say
you like me too.
I...
I really can't make myself say such words.
I'm not like you.
What s straight guy.
Women needs pacifying.
Is it so difficult to say something sweet to make your wife happy?
Forget it, forget it.
Since you're from the olden times, I forgive you.
Now I'll teach you a special trick.
Say it after me.
I love you.
When I say 'I love you', You'll say 'I love you too'.
This is a standard routine.
Why must I learn such a routine?
Because it's useful!
Actually this is a secret code.
If we're undergoing some important secret mission in future,
you can use this as a secret code.
I love you.
Say it!
I love you too.
I love you.
Oppa, I love you.
Wrong, wrong!
You can't say Oppa, only I can.
What are you thinking?
I was thinking about what you told me earlier.
The male and female lead in the series.
What happened to them?
Where did I stop?
The male lead pretended to be assassinated.
But actually,
he was giving the female lead a surprise.
He's giving her a Starship.
What's a Starship?
A Starship is a flying carriage.
How can I describe it to you?
It looks like a mantis shrimp.
A vehicle that can fly in the sky.
He expressed his love in the sky, how romantic!
As I was saying, this Starship is so much better than Pandora bracelet.
I don't know what you're talking about. Let's head back.
Let's go back after watching the sunset.
Sunset is an infinite beauty except for the impending of dusk
Stupid mule.
If there comes a day...
I mean 'if'...
If I'm no longer by your side,
will you miss me?
Will you be sad?
I will.
Maybe in my dreams...
I'll laugh very happily.
You must be lying to me.
I'll definitely miss you.
So how can you not miss me?
Let's go.
How can you be so cruel?
So heartless?
We just said 'I love you' to each other.
I love you too. Let's return.
I love you.
Hurry up and finish making those clothes the customers ordered, understand?
Sure!
Go.
Sirs, making new clothes?
I have some questions.
If you do not answer properly,
you can forget about ever making clothes again.
Shengwu.
Boss, we're just asking a few idle questions.
Just answer truthfully.
How often do you hang these lanterns?
It's unpredictable.
There's no fixed schedule.
There's something I don't understand.
It's not yet dark, why hang up the lanterns?
May I be so bold as to ask,
is it against the law to hang lanterns?
Just answer our questions!
Do you know this person?
Seen him a few times.
Sometimes he'll walk around the vicinity of the shop
but he's never stepped in.
What about this woman?
Mrs Xia is our regular customer.
She's the one who asked me to hang the lanterns.
Do you know why?
I didn't ask her.
But every time Mrs Xia asked me to hang the lanterns,
she'll look very shy.
And she's always dressed up.
Anything else?
Mrs Xia is very generous.
Just this month alone, she has bought quite a few dresses from me.
So when she asked me to hang up the lanterns
of course I'll oblige.
I remember the last time I was here,
you were not the boss.
You're referring to Boss Zhang?
He's my cousin.
He's sick and has gone back home to rest for a few days.
Is that so?
Oh, please pass along a message to your cousin's wife.
She asked me to help her bring back some rice from my hometown.
I have it with me.
Have you made a mistake?
My cousin's wife is from Xibei.
She likes noodles, not rice.
Maybe I've remembered wrongly. Farewell.
Let's go.
All right.
Eldest brother, we should continue our investigation.
There's something wrong with that Jinxiu Fabric.
You think too much.
Third Brother and his wife are just toying around.
No, Eldest Brother...
Have you forgotten what trouble Nine stirred up?
That's different!
A lot of people saw Ding Qi enter Yongcui Court.
Yongcui Court is open for business,
why can't Ding Qi go in?
If there's any dealings between them,
he wouldn't do it so openly.
Eldest brother, you once said that,
you'd rather kill first then be killed.
I just feel that there's something wrong with Third Brother.
Shengwu.
Let me tell you my honest opinion.
Instead of keeping an eye on Third Brother everyday,
why don't you spend more effort reading some books or reciting poetry?
Think it over,
why does Third Brother have the capability to make Ding Qi spend so much effort on him but not on you.
That's right!
Why?
I don't know either.
So go and figure it out.
Sure!
No...
- Stop talking about it - Eldest brother...
Granny, what are you doing?
Didn't you hear?
Eldest brother wants Yongcui Court to
entertain Lord Liu from the Salt Department.
It happens to be the full moon that night.
So I thought of this...
snowskin mooncake.
But what's this snowskin?
Besides, it's just the full moon, not mid-autumn.
Won't it be weird eating mooncakes?
Full moon...
Don't soil my sacred place.
It's indeed just a full moon, not mid-autumn.
But I won't be with you guys during mid-autumn.
So we're eating mooncakes in advance.
Just take it as a reunion.
Granny, you're going out during mid-autumn?
Yes, I'm going out.
But it's somewhere quite far.
Where are you going?
Back to Shanghai.
Where's Shanghai?
Shanghai is the world where I come from.
Then come back early.
Those days when you were in Xinyi Clan,
Third Master really missed you.
He couldn't eat or sleep well.
Really?
Don't just stand around.
Here, take a bowl.
Help me mix the sugar, glutinous flour, cornstarch all together
After that steam it to make snowskin.
I have something on.
Why don't I get Sangsang and Shengsheng to help you?
What work could you possibly have?
Something private.
It's about time.
Granny, I'll make a move first.
What personal matter could be so urgent?
Bye, Granny.
Something's wrong.
The few of you, be careful!
All right!
Here, be careful.
Slowly, slowly.
Slowly!
CEO Shen, what are you doing?
Why so secretive?
Nothing. Third Master asked me to move some logs.
Move logs?
Granny Move aside.
It's very dirty inside. Move aside.
Don't go in, Granny. Move, move!
Granny, don't go.
Granny.
What's that?
CEO Shen.
Airplane!
Granny!
What's that?
Anyway, you saw it yourself.
Nothing to do with me.
Third Master said that although this looks like a mantis shrimp,
It has a name.
It's called Star... Star...
Starship.
Right, Starship.
The structure's almost done.
It'll be completed in a month.
I won't be able to see it in a month.
No, you can see it after you come back from Shanghai.
But I'm still quite happy.
7th Master, the signboard is ready.
Do you want to hang it? What's that?
Pan Ja, Don Lon, Ri Pa?
Paris, London, Japan
Only when one has money,
can one go to Paris to cry when upset, cry in London
go to the hotsprings in Japan and cry while putting on facial masks.
If there's no money, once can only squat at the side of the street to cry when sad.
Just the thought of it is pathetic.
Stupid mule.
You're really a stupid mule.
Not today, hang it up another day.
Sure, we'll take our leave.
Here, move this over.
Be careful.
Put it here.
Paris, London, Japan
It all belongs to me...
Who did you say I look like?
1, 2, 3, 4, 5
5x5, 25
Forget it.
Anyway it's less than a week.
Teapot, cups, jewelry.
Looks like I'm worth more than a billion now.
Stupid mule.
Granny! Sorry...
Third Master's back.
No choice, I traveled through time alone.
Hubby!
Come down.
No, no, I won't.
Why are you smiling?
Why didn't I realize it before?
You're an old hand at courtship.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Paris, London, Japan.
They're all for me, right?
Are you trying to say, when I'm really sad,
I don't have to really go to Paris, London and Japan.
Right?
Come down.
Come down!
You're talking in your dreams in bright daylight.
I hate wishy-washy people like you.
Just come straight to the point.
If you still refuse to say it out, it'll really, really, really be too late.
CEO Shen, get the horse!
Although this house you're giving me is remodeled from a warehouse,
but the advantage is that the structure is good.
Traffic's convenient too.
There's a lot of potential for growth.
How did you find out about this place?
I knew long ago that you like me.
But it still feels different to hear you say it out loud.
Of course, I didn't say anything...
but if you don't like me,
why buy me a house?
why make me a Starship?
and why make those funny names like Paris, London, Japan?
Stupid Mule, thank you.
Thank you for appearing in front of me.
At first I thought my trip here will just be like a long holiday.
If only this holiday can be a little longer, a little longer and never end.
Just like a dream.
But...
But what?
But I still have to go home.
I forgot to tell you,
without Meteor Dust, the Starship can't fly.
Don't waste the logs.
What are you talking about?
Just go on pretending.
CEO Shen.
Open it.
Look.
What?
What? What?
It's right in front of you and you're still...
Hey, where's my Starship?